Safari Velvet Tuxedo: Dazzling Tan Jacket with Glitter Shawl—Unleash Your Inner Maverick!
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Dapper in Dusk: Sunflower Tuxedo Jacket for the Modern Gent - Black & Yellow Swag.
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Navy Pharaoh Tux: Metallic Tuxedo Jacket with Egyptian Sequin Lapels - Own the Night!
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Dazzling Bronze Pharaoh Tux: Sequin Lapel Jacket for the Modern Gentleman.
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Iridescent Bomber Jacket: Dazzling Black Sequin for Glamorous Nights Out.
“Indulge in the exquisite allure of the 'Nocturne' – a velvet-hued scarf, spun from the finest merino wool, promising warmth and whispered elegance. Each stitch dances with a subtle shimmer, evoking moonlit gardens and stolen moments. Wrap yourself in its luxurious embrace and let the ‘Nocturne’ become your secret indulgence.”
Dazzling Gold Sequin Bomber, Bloke's Night Out Essential. Get the Glimmer, Own the Night!
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Silver Spark Bomber: Bloke's Bling. Ace Jacket. Get Noticed. Pure Shiny Fashion.
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Sleek Charcoal Blazer - Your New Go-To Sport Coat for Effortless Style.
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Bronze Blazer: Your Slim Fit Statement. Mini Windowpane. Effortless Style. Own It.
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Handsome Grey & Tan Windowpane Blazer – The Perfect Slim Fit Sport Coat.
“Indulge in the exquisite allure of the Lumina Collection – hand-crafted pieces designed to capture the heart’s whispers and illuminate your everyday with a touch of timeless elegance. Each item is a secret, a story waiting to be unfolded, a quiet rebellion against the mundane, promising warmth, sophistication, and a subtle, unforgettable radiance.”
Smart Teal Plaid Sport Coat: Effortless Style for the Modern Gentleman.
“Indulge in the exquisitely crafted ‘Nocturne’ – a symphony of flavour, where rich dark chocolate dances with the warming spice of Ceylon cinnamon, culminating in a velvety smooth finish that whispers of midnight dreams.”
Sharp Glen Plaid Blazer: Effortless Business Casual Style. Smart fit, timeless elegance. A cracking good look.
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