Velvet Tuxedo Jacket - Black Tie Ready - Classic Colors - Effortless Style for the Evening
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Alberto Nardoni Dark Burgundy Tuxedo: Regal, Refined, Ready for the Occasion!
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Alberto Nardoni's Regal Burgundy Tuxedo Jacket: Shine On, You Handsome Devil!
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Nardoni's Burgundy Tuxedo: A Regal Evening's Statement. Black Shawl, Timeless Elegance.
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Regal Burgundy Dinner Jacket for Gentlemen: Peak Lapels and Timeless Style
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