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Royal Blue Polka Dot Suit: Blazer & Waistcoat – The Prom Night Statement or Stage Star’s Choice
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Blazing Gingham: A Burst of Colour for the Modern Man.
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Dashing Purple Fedora: Roaring Twenties Style - Impeccably Wool, Men's Tall Dress Hat.
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Regal Purple: A Winter's Embrace - Long Coat with Plush Fur and Fine Wool for the Distinguished Gent.
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Regal Purple Fedora A Timeless Gentleman's Classic 1920s Style Dress Hat For The Dapper Man
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