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Rust Mandarin Collar Shirt: Effortless Style, Uncomplicated Elegance.
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Red Vinci: Tuxedo's Finest Two-Piece. Dress to Impress. Salvatore Style. Unforgettable Night Ahead.
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Sharp Silver Sharkskin Suit: A Dashing Two-Button Tuxedo for the Modern Gentleman.
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Rust Fedora A Timeless Gent's Choice - Classic 1920s Style Dress Hat for the Distinguished Man
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Satsuma Sunset: The Quintessential Seersucker Blazer. Effortlessly Stylish. Blazing Orange.
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Sean Alexander: The Executive's Bespoke 3-Piece. Own Your Power. Dress the Part.
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Dazzling Sateen Suit: Own the Night, Sharkskin Royale. Simply Irresistible.
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