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Aubiere Buttercup Quill Tassel Loafers by Marco Di Milano: A Touch of Ostrich Elegance
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Aubiere Brown Ostrich Quill Loafers by Marco Di Milano: The Ultimate Gentleman's Step.
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Grey Ostrich Quill Monk Straps: Belvedere's Josh. Stylish, suave, and simply smashing for any gent.
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White Ostrich Quill: Belvedere's Josh Monk, a Proper Chap's Shoe.
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