Burgundy Bolt: A Stripe Tie of British Charm & Class.
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Regal Burgundy Square Neck Tie: Elevate Your Look with Timeless British Style
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Brown Stripe Neck Tie: Classy & Chic, a Proper Gentleman's Essential
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Brown Paisley Tie: A Timeless Statement. Elevate Your Ensemble. Smart and Stylish.
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Regal Brown & Blue Silk Tie: A Touch of Sartorial Elegance
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Zigzag Navy Tie: A Splash of Azure in Your Wardrobe!
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The Yin & Yang Tie: Classic Monochrome Style for the Modern Gentleman
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Stripes That Speak Volumes: A Black Vertical Tie for the Modern Gent.
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Swirl of Silk: Black Tie Elegance for Your Neck.
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Bloody Brilliant Black Paisley Tie: Suitably Stylish for Blokes and Beyond!
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A touch of midnight: the black diamond tie for a distinguished gentleman.
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Creamy Oval Necktie: A Touch of Timeless Elegance, Ready to Elevate Your Look.
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