Dapper Bloke's Two-Tone Stripe Shirt: White Collar, Colourful Cuffs, Effortlessly Stylish.
Right then, fancy a bit of a… well, a *thing*? Not just any thing, mind you, but a portal to pure, unadulterated… *something*. A veritable cornucopia of… potential. It whispers promises of untold adventures, of evenings by a crackling fire, of finally understanding the cryptic meaning of that badger's gaze. It’s waiting, isn't it? To be *yours*. Bloody brilliant, it is. Go on, treat yourself, you deserve it, innit?
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