Forest Green & Red Plaid Vest: A Dashing Chap's Double-Breasted Essential
Right then, guv'nor, fancy a gander at this bit o' kit? It's a right corker, this is. Never seen the like, I haven't. Got more bells and whistles than a bloody seaside arcade, it has. Makes your old clobber look like a rusty tin can, it does. Feels like holding a dream in your mitts, that's what. Honestly, you'll be the envy of every bugger down the pub. Don't be a right twit, treat yourself, yeah? You deserve it, you do. Go on, have a bash, give it a whirl, you won't regret it, I promise. Blimey, you won't find owt better, not this side of the Thames, you won't.
£82.13
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