Alright mate, sharp mustard suit for the dapper gent - a proper look innit?
Right then, guv'nor, fancy a gander at this? It's not just a thing, it's a slice of life, a whisper of adventure, a right proper bit of gear. Imagine, yeah, imagine holding this in your mitts, the subtle weight, the perfect feel. You'll be the envy of everyone down the pub, the talk of the town! Don't be a mug, treat yourself, you deserve it. Get it before it's gone, this is a blinder, a proper treasure, a bargain of the century! Cheers!
£67.13
£134.25
