Luka's Black Magic: Mezlan's Calf & Deerskin Trainer for the Modern Man.
Right, guv'nor, fancy something a bit different? Feast your eyes on this here marvel - a genuine, bonafide… well, let's just say it's got the spirit of a Sunday roast, the swagger of a Saturday night out, and the sheer cheekiness of a cheeky pint with your mates. It's rarer than hen's teeth, more sought-after than a full English on a rainy Tuesday, and… well, you simply won't find anything else quite like it. Trust me, you'll be the talk of the town. Go on, treat yourself. You deserve it. Blimey, you absolutely deserve it.
£118.13
£236.25
