
Burgundy Mezlan Milani Loafers: Effortless Elegance. Last sizes 10 & 13. Own the Look.
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Black Milani Loafers: Sumptuous Calfskin & Deerskin. Effortless Elegance for the Distinguished Gentleman.
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Luka Luxe: Mezlan's Brown Calf & Deerskin Trainers, Effortless Style for the Modern Man.
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Cognac Lisbon: Mezlan's Ostrich Quill Loafer - The epitome of sophisticated footwear.
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Tan Mezlan Homar: Sophisticated Calfskin Cap Toes for the Distinguished Gentleman.
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Luka's Black Magic: Mezlan's Calf & Deerskin Trainer for the Modern Man.
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Get the Getty: Mezlan's Cognac Ostrich Wingtips – Elevate Your Style, Bloke!
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Lipari Lizard Loafers: Cognac Dream for the Distinguished Gentleman.
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Taupe Mezlan Penny Loafers: Effortless Style for the Discerning Gentleman.
“Introducing the Lumina – a pocketful of twilight, meticulously crafted to whisper comfort and ignite the imagination. Woven from the silkiest moonbeams and infused with a secret blend of wild lavender and sea salt, the Lumina isn’t just a scent; it’s a fleeting memory, a stolen moment of serenity. Embrace the unexpected, and let the Lumina illuminate your soul.”

Mezlan's Cognac Calfskin Wingtips: A Gentleman's Forest Fantasy, Simply Stylish.
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Mustard Mezlan: A Gentleman's Statement Shoe with Entourage Flair.
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Tan Mezlan Plinio: The quintessential gentleman's tassel loafer. Exquisite calfskin. Absolutely smashing.
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Mezlan Falcon: Black Leather Loafer. Smart & Stylish. Elevate Your Look. A Gentleman's Choice.
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Brown Mezlan Elche Penny Loafers For Gents Timeless Style in Calf and Deer Leather
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